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2024 Ins & Outs, Tunnel Fits, Nicki Minaj, Cam'Ron's DM Skills | Deej & Beej IRL

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The boys are back and IN REAL LIFE! Deej and Beej link up in Cincy for a special recording of the show. Hear about their Ins and Outs for the New Year, DJ's thoughts on social media trolls, Southwest Airlines' new big man-friendly seat policy, and guessing NFL broadcasts by their theme songs. This and SO much more - enjoy!

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Speaker 1:

Beach and Deej is back y'all, and we're not back on just another regular occasion. This is a special occasion because Beach and Deej is IRL, in real life.

Speaker 2:

Yes sir, we're here.

Speaker 1:

And we are not just here sitting at this glorious table with this three camera setup just chilling, we're also sipping a cocktail.

Speaker 2:

We are. We're having a quote unquote good drink, good drink.

Speaker 1:

We're having a good drink, and we're going to kick this off with the new year right around the corner 2024. Correct, we've never been there before.

Speaker 2:

We have not. This will be our first time.

Speaker 1:

This will be our first time In 2024. To 2024. And we need to set the foundation of what is in and what is out in 2024. I have on my little cheat sheet here three ends and my three outs what you got. Shall I begin? Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2:

I got mine too.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I'll start with my ends. Number one walks in the woods. That's got to be it.

Speaker 2:

Are we talking like nature?

Speaker 1:

walks. We're talking nature walks. I like that Number two scarfs, but specifically the scarf bandana styling.

Speaker 2:

Is that it's got to be it? Is that because you've been wearing this red scarf?

Speaker 1:

for a little while it's orange, do you?

Speaker 2:

think that's orange.

Speaker 1:

No, I know this is orange, it's a red orange situation, but you can style it in many different ways around your neck, on your belt, loop on your head like a durat. That's 2024. Okay, my last end quirks. What I think we as a people need to be more comfortable with. Yes, everybody's got a quirk. We're all a little weird in our own way. Nothing in 2024. It's time to embrace those quirks.

Speaker 2:

Nothing mean everybody can't be the same. That mean the world be born. But some people got some weird quirks. When does it go to overboard? Where's the line?

Speaker 1:

When does it go from?

Speaker 2:

quirk to kink. Where's the line in that?

Speaker 1:

Quirky to kinky.

Speaker 2:

When you turn from weird to like. This is extremely weird and it's like OD, I think, when you're trying.

Speaker 1:

Okay, when you're trying to be that, then you're pushing on it too much. It's no longer authentic to our guy Jake Browning. It's no longer authentic.

Speaker 2:

I feel that. I feel that. Do you want me to go with my ends now? Then we'll talk about the outs. Okay, I got my one of the series. I got baggy jeans become a fan. My next one was small batch wine. I think that we are not expanding our palates enough and we're letting all the big wine brands just kind of wear us down. I know everybody can't get their hands on it, but you need to try your local wine. You know what I'm saying. Dry out some of your local wineries.

Speaker 2:

Check out some of their stuff there's got to be a few good bottles in there somewhere, bro. And my third one was espresso and thoughts. Everybody just take some time chill out, get you some espresso, cappuccino, latte, anything of that nature, and just have some thoughts to yourself and really think through your day and what you got going on. I think that'll help us out a lot.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to go into my outs.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

I also was like quasi serious about the outs too.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Just a heads up Window. Seats on the plane are out. Based on the flight that I took to get here to Cincinnati. Yeah, that overnight red-eye flight on Delta in normal economy coach in a window seat. He was potentially the worst flight in my life, nice.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, man.

Speaker 1:

And I will never be on a window seat and coach again.

Speaker 2:

I hope you're never in coach again. Period, and that's not me being you know. I knew what you were going to say when I said that.

Speaker 1:

Nah, you're just really good at being rich man.

Speaker 2:

Nah, man, it's like it's cool, you're a big man.

Speaker 1:

You shouldn't be taking flights back there anymore. I've been unemployed for eight months now. Another thing that's out social isolation is out. We're past COVID. We should be in groups, we should hang out with people, we should be out being alone. Number three judgment is out in 2024, especially surface level judgment. So I guess this is kind of like a balance to my quirky shit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Be quirky and allow others to be quick without judging them. No judgment smells as much.

Speaker 2:

My outs. The first one I have are vape pens. I'm tired of seeing everybody walking around Vaping and just everywhere. Elf bars, all the whatever bars, all the bars everywhere, and in the bars they are vaping everywhere. People are going to vape crazy and that shit just is. It's ridiculous. I saw this one from that post, the former suits with no ties. I kind of want the ties to come back. You want?

Speaker 1:

the ties back. Yeah, I want ties back.

Speaker 2:

Ah, all right. I feel, like there's a lot of classy ties out there, not and subtle. You know what I'm saying? Settle class ties that are really nice and could really jazz up your suit. I'm not saying you got to go big bulky, not.

Speaker 1:

Skinny ties.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, skinny ties, you don't even got to have the top, but I think you could add your own pizzazz to it.

Speaker 1:

You say you don't got to have the top button. Yeah, maybe even wear the scarf like how you wear it. You want Missy Elliott tie hanging down, whatever bro.

Speaker 2:

Just add your own swag to it. But I just don't want to see people in suits with no ties anymore. I kind of like that look.

Speaker 1:

I was with you until the loose tie. Maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 2:

I'll have to see it on you first. But then I have Instagram scammers slash trollers, instagram scammers I hate them in general and people who troll. I'm just not a big fan. Stop trolling, bro. Leave people alone. Leave people. You know what I'm saying. Only troll your friends. I feel like you can troll your friends because that's more of friends doing things. Trolling strange is a weird thing to do.

Speaker 1:

That is weird. It's just find something else to do.

Speaker 2:

Find something else to do.

Speaker 1:

It's actually a great segue into our NFL segment. You responded to some Twitter haters in the locker room recently during their media hour.

Speaker 2:

I almost had to tell them during the comments when they're like bro, you know, I fight right, like we can fight right now, like I have time, like I have time to go back and forth with people and like and if you're going to say something about me, put my name on it. At me, please, at me.

Speaker 1:

You said that they want to fight. You're here. Yeah, you got time, correct, you can fight.

Speaker 2:

Indeed, I'm here, and in six weeks I would gladly answer all your requests to fight. But yeah, man, people just feel like they can say whatever, and in six weeks, though In six weeks, right now, when the quad is reattached.

Speaker 1:

Where Reconstruct? When?

Speaker 2:

I can walk again. Yeah, right, you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let's get that quad tied down. Let's get that. Yeah, Let it tie down.

Speaker 2:

I don't want to mess myself up. I don't want you guys taking it up at you. I don't want you all doing anything extra. Just let me get some time. But I'll be back and when I'm back, yes, we can get this quad boy out the way, if that's what you want to do. I'm in Cincinnati, not hard to find downtown somewhere. You'll probably see me limping around the next couple weeks. I'll be here.

Speaker 1:

No, I mean, I think you got to hold them accountable, you got to say that Right.

Speaker 2:

You got to hold them accountable. And you know people didn't agree with KD when he had his burner out, and I didn't agree with him with the burner either, but I did agree with him with responding. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's what people were saying. I feel like there's two trains of thoughts, right. Nobody says anything about the wolves howling at the moon, but they'll freak out when the moon howls back.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Point being, when the bigger person says something, it becomes a thing. Then it's a big deal, so it'll just stay silent. But there's another frame of thought KD and Deige Mm-hmm, nah, like why I got to say something. What's the matter? Why I got to?

Speaker 2:

put back. What's the matter? What I got to say, all this is the same people who were on that same BS train before judging me against. Why would it matter? The people who were fooling with me don't care that I said thing back as long as I don't go too far. You know what I'm saying, as long as I don't say nothing crazy, they don't care.

Speaker 1:

You'll be ready when the time comes, when you've come back, I will. I will, when you've come back and the quads all tied down, we're rehabbed up and then anybody talking shit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because by then the finger will be good too. And these rockets right here, they have never not taken off.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of comebacks, man, you got to come back ahead of you. As you're rehabilitating the choir, I'm sure that you'll think about some of the best comebacks that you've seen in sports history.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we're talking sports, not even sports, maybe they're just overall comebacks to inspire your comeback.

Speaker 1:

Are there any that stick out right now? Oh yeah, man, you got comebacks.

Speaker 2:

Sean Livingston. Remember we saw that nasty leg injury.

Speaker 1:

All right yeah.

Speaker 2:

Paul George. Oh yeah, pg Adrian Peterson 50 cent.

Speaker 1:

That's a comeback. Nine times, nine times.

Speaker 2:

Nine times, nine times, and that's crazy. Who else we got? Man, bob Marley, bob Martin, mace. Mace was a pastor. I mean here's a rapper, then a pastor. Then he made Welcome Back Dave Chappelle, dave Chappelle, hey so you know it's a long list bro. Michael Jordan. Mj Came back from baseball. Yeah, came back from a whole left of sport. Came back with a different number.

Speaker 1:

You know, just trying to we keep 98 when you come back.

Speaker 2:

I hope I hope nobody's taking it you won't purposely change your number though no, I'm not purposely trying to he's my favorite number, so it's kind of locked in. I'm gonna have to go to like ah, I'm gonna be like 78 or like 58. Those are nasty. I don't want those. Yeah, we don't want those.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm gonna be 98.

Speaker 2:

No 58's cool 58's cool, but 58's my young boy, joseph. I can't you know what I'm saying, so I don't really have many options to be able to keep the eight 98's better.

Speaker 1:

I like 98. I think we got some tunnel fits to rate from the season. Can I be honest?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, bro, be as honest as you want, bro. I feel like I step every Sunday, so be as honest as you want, bro.

Speaker 1:

All right bet.

Speaker 2:

That is not a purse, that's a satchel.

Speaker 1:

Is that a Prada zipper?

Speaker 2:

That's a Prada little-.

Speaker 1:

It looks.

Speaker 2:

Prada-ish. Yeah, that's a Prada jacket, is that an?

Speaker 1:

action figure hanging from your crossbody.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Is that a Prada crossbody? Yes, is that a Thadisod P? The Prada just jumps off the page for me. I'm proud of you. The action figure I would like to see more action figure. Don't like how you tucked it behind the shirt as if, like you, were kind of trying to flex it, but kind of not. I think that's a really smooth peace sign. Thanks, that's one of the smoother peace signs I've seen in your career.

Speaker 2:

Hmm.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, what do we?

Speaker 2:

step with this week. Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 1:

This was the leather bottoms. Let's go. Yeah, is that prints on?

Speaker 2:

your shirt that is. That is prints, but it says big toe yeah the goat, oh, that's fire.

Speaker 1:

And it's another Prada top the vest, this time Correct. I'm a big fan of the vest. And the and is that the iced out ring too, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:

You got sprayed a little by the wrinkle gun earlier, but the fit still came out.

Speaker 1:

It's a little wrinkly. It's a little wrinkly, isn't it? Did we wear this on the plane? No, it's just that bust.

Speaker 2:

No, I think the way I tucked it on the plane-.

Speaker 1:

The 94 that they wore.

Speaker 2:

That just didn't tuck it right.

Speaker 1:

So next year 2024, we'll have to see a tie on this, because this is the dressy formal suit without the tie. Yeah, so this is what you're actually kicking out for next year.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. Is it formal?

Speaker 1:

It's like what do you mean?

Speaker 2:

Do you consider that formal?

Speaker 1:

The suit yeah, what's a more formal suit?

Speaker 2:

I feel like like the blacks are like browns and those type of things. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Because the color makes it formal.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Maybe, I don't know, I might be stretching.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if I Whatever, bro, that'll be out.

Speaker 2:

I'll just wear a tie with the next year, don't worry about it. This is very controversial.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you got some Twitter hate on this.

Speaker 2:

huh, I did, I did.

Speaker 1:

Would you like to explain?

Speaker 2:

People were hating on my shirt with Jesus on the speaker cross. The speaker cross, yeah. But if you think about it I don't know if people know but I'm very religious, as you can see my nativity scene right here. But you know, I'm pretty serious about my faith and the way I interpret things. I didn't think that that shirt would be that big of a deal. It's not I still don't think it's that big of a deal. I like the fit. I thought it was dope, I thought it was really dope. Actually, glasses Tough.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's good to hear, but I get to judge the fit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you put it on, so obviously you like it.

Speaker 1:

Correct. I'm judging the fit this time around. Yeah, and I like it too.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, bro, the jeans are cool.

Speaker 1:

I like the design jeans. What are those?

Speaker 2:

Those are um see denim tears.

Speaker 1:

I feel like I see a lot of people with those right, yeah, I mean it's cool brand.

Speaker 2:

I mean it's really just Levi's with some cotton on cotton prints on them, but you know, I think he does a good job. The jacket is the Hudson's and the leader of the discussion.

Speaker 1:

Hudson jeans.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And it looks like they got a comment on the fits page.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Shout out to who they fits for. Uh, for gassing up the fashion of the.

Speaker 2:

Cincinnati. They always got your boy on there.

Speaker 1:

He steps every time. Congratulations, man, on an excellent season. Ton of fits man. Thanks man, thanks man, you know sorry we can't see more this season, but next season.

Speaker 2:

Next season coming back, strong Back with vengeance.

Speaker 1:

We got to.

Speaker 2:

And we're going to have talks.

Speaker 1:

We got to and now we're going to move on to our culture segment. We're skipping over the college segment. No dog of the week, no dog. The first piece of our culture segment is Nicki Minaj is our headliner because she breaks the record for the most number one albums by a female rapper and hip hop history shortly after her appearance on Kai Sinat's live stream. The question is this is utilizing platforms like Kai's a cheat code for older entertainers looking to grow a Gen Z audience, or is it cringy and out of touch?

Speaker 2:

See, for me I don't think it's bad, I just don't. I don't know. I like that, I like some of the things she did on the, on the live stream, but I don't think it's bad to, like you know, go on there and try to establish a new audience. Obviously you want people to download your album and sales and it's like any other press run, but yeah, I don't. I don't think that you got to indulge in certain things on the live stream.

Speaker 1:

What didn't she like about? What did she do that she didn't like? I just don't. I wasn't just watching this video.

Speaker 2:

She has to be like 40 something years old, throwing ass and shit on the live stream with, I mean, kai's like 22.

Speaker 1:

Is there an age where you can't throw ass? No more.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what is that? Age 30s, bro? You got to chill on that, throwing ass what you shouldn't be throwing that, bro, we are so close to that. Yeah, and we should be throwing ass on live TV, like maybe in the privacy of where we're the hell we at, but like not on live TV.

Speaker 1:

Because, like if you were to tell me at 25 that I couldn't throw ass at 30, and now I'm at 30 and I'm so far away from throwing ass, like, and when I say throwing ass, I'm just saying, like you know, shaking ass at the club I dance, yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's like you getting dances or watching ass get thrown. I'm just dancing, dancing. Okay, let's just dance.

Speaker 1:

So like the throwing ass is, that's a little that just paints a picture. That's not what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2:

Yeah Well, what you're talking about is not unacceptable, that what I was saying she was like dancing wouldn't be a problem. Some of the like regular dances and stuff. She did that was cool and I look good, I don't care what the hell you do. Whatever she could do, whatever the fuck she wants.

Speaker 1:

You talking about popping pussy on the? Handstand that might be a yeah, that might be a bit much at some point. Yeah, your life.

Speaker 2:

Like you might want to chill, you can do that in the privacy of your own home with your people, but you should probably shouldn't be doing that on a live stream to the world. How do you feel about it?

Speaker 1:

I don't know. I mean, I think that as entertainers, as folks who make their living off of attention whether that's selling records, getting views on YouTube, listening to your podcast, whatever your form of entertainment is it's like how far are you willing to go to get those clicks?

Speaker 1:

to get those numbers right, and I don't fault her for going on Kaisenot's livestream and doing what she you know she's doing because at the end of the day it's business. But I think in her own, in her own self, she has to have a line that you know. If she crosses that line, then she's selling out too much.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I didn't think she did nothing crazy. I just like I said that part of her just didn't?

Speaker 1:

She looked pretty good. In this livestream, though she looked good.

Speaker 2:

Hey, nicky ain't never not look good. Now, I mean, that's never been a question.

Speaker 1:

I'm not hating. I'm not hating at all. Kaisenot turned up with the bad?

Speaker 2:

He's definitely not hating.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't, I'm not a little queen Cheritu, talk to that shit Biggie. We have a couple more topics in our culture segment.

Speaker 2:

Deige Okay.

Speaker 1:

Number one, southwest, just recently has posted a new policy where they're offering plus-sized passengers free seats. Yeah, they're trying to make the seating on the plane inclusive.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm a bigger guy, you're a bigger guy. How do we feel about this?

Speaker 2:

I just want to know what's the cutoff. I feel like I clearly fall on the plus-sized category. Yes, what about you? What's the? I don't know what you're like. You're going to be pissed if you get there and you think you're going to get an extra seat.

Speaker 1:

You don't? I should be.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'm a plus-sized person, hey you're going to be sick if you don't get the plus-sized. What are they doing this all about?

Speaker 1:

I didn't get the plus-sized, I'll be hot.

Speaker 2:

Are they doing this all? Body fat percentage. What is this all for?

Speaker 1:

BMI body mass index. Because this?

Speaker 2:

would be hella judgey if they're looking at you just like.

Speaker 1:

It really should be a height thing. Okay, you got to be this tall to ride the ride. You'll be this tall to be a plus-size. You might have to have a scale there too.

Speaker 2:

They got people stepping on this scale.

Speaker 1:

It's like if the carry-on is around that cutoff could be a check back. You got to put it in the little thing to see if it fits, if you're on the borderline. Could be plus-sized. Could be normal size. Normal size is probably the wrong word. Could be plus-sized. Could be not plus-sized. Step on the scale.

Speaker 2:

We're body shaming people right there in front of them. It is just a number, though. It is just a number, just a number. I don't know, I don't know how they do it.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how they do it, but I am for more space.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, for sure, I am for more space.

Speaker 1:

Because what they're claiming is that you'll buy two seats. If you're a plus-size person, you buy two seats and then they'll give you a refund. On the back end, you got a call for this refund. It's like the bag rule.

Speaker 2:

I don't know if y'all know, but I know the bag rule, Especially with deltas. You've never used the bag rule. What's the bag rule? There's a free life hack for you, bro.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

Your bags take too long to get to the thing.

Speaker 1:

Oh no, it's not what that thing is, if you take a picture of it.

Speaker 2:

It's supposed to be within 30 minutes from the time your flight lands. You start getting off your flight 30 minutes. If it's longer than 30 minutes, you can then complain to deltas and get up to like it's like 2,500 miles flight miles.

Speaker 1:

How do you get flight miles?

Speaker 2:

in between?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that wasn't the life hack I was thinking.

Speaker 1:

Well, hey, what I found on Delta is that if you show up to the gate with more than two bags to carry on, then they'll just check one for you. Yeah, you're one of those guys. They won't swipe your card, They'll just check one. But if you were to check it at the front before security, they'd charge you 40 bucks. You're the reason we get bad service. I'm not saying I've done it In my mind I just saw a loophole. I paid my $40. I'm a man of my own. My word is all I got Okay.

Speaker 2:

I don't like walking through airport bags, so even if I like because I don't, I do always travel in the front I usually get checked free check bags.

Speaker 1:

So see, now you go saying rich shit again. I'm not, that's the richest, that that.

Speaker 2:

No bro.

Speaker 1:

That's not the richest thing you've said.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm plus size, so I would have to buy two tickets anyway. So I might as well buy one in the front.

Speaker 1:

Do you only fly in the front of the plane, correct? And you don't have any bags. No bags with you.

Speaker 2:

My book bag, maybe A backpack Backpack.

Speaker 1:

Backpack.

Speaker 2:

It's whatever you wanna call it, bro. Okay, shout out. Southwest man Inclusive.

Speaker 1:

Inclusive that girl, that one girl's.

Speaker 2:

Instagram complaint hit home. Somebody in Southwest team, upper level team, saw her complaint and was like you know what? We're gonna change the game for you so that rent. She went on, clearly worked.

Speaker 1:

You don't fly Southwest though.

Speaker 2:

It's never convenient for me.

Speaker 1:

Unless, I'm like going to Austin. They don't have first class.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, unless, I'm going to Austin or something like certain places it's convenient, but like it's not convenient for me to travel on this side.

Speaker 1:

DJ actually doesn't like. He's for inclusivity, but he'd prefer to be exclusive up in the front Drink surface, not worrying about none of your peasants in the back, none of your pedestrians like me in the back. He want the curtains closed on us. He doesn't want us using his bathroom. I don't.

Speaker 2:

I don't want you people in last class.

Speaker 1:

I want you in the bathroom, just him. I actually call it last class, it's not even called it's called last class.

Speaker 2:

I don't ever go to last class unless there's no flights and I mean sometimes you gotta sit in last class and it is what it is, but not me. I waste all those points I've used to building up over the years and I will not be sitting back when I make a little money.

Speaker 1:

one day I'm gonna ask you how to spend it, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'll let you know how to spend it, brother.

Speaker 1:

All right, gotcha there we go. There we go. Here's an interesting one. Cameron finally links with Neil Long. Yeah, bro, After he shot his shot last year, shoot or shoot. He had a funny DM. He said this is October 16th of 2022. He said, hey, stink. He said hey, stink, I was giving you some time to yourself till I reached out.

Speaker 1:

Your perseverance as a strong black woman through this turbulent time has been something to behold. You shouldn't be taken advantage of and exploited, as you did nothing to deserve this, especially all over these sports networks. You're bigger and better than that. You're queen and, by the way, I'm a king. Together, we can achieve the greatness we were both destined for as a couple. And then he said something in French Unevee vivé. That means we have one life to live. And then he says pardon my French LOL. As I sit here sipping God's pacho and watching the best man, I was inspired to reach out, because that's what I am the best man for. You Hope to hear from you soon. My mi amor, or should I say ni amor? I leave you with this. The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely technical, until the next time the sun rises and the moon falls. Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart. Cameron is an absolute fool. Lol, cameron is an absolute fool man. Hey, that is funny. That's gotta be one of the funniest being.

Speaker 2:

I've ever read.

Speaker 1:

Top DM ever, dog, he said. By the way, I'm a king.

Speaker 2:

I'm a king, excuse my French, pardon my French.

Speaker 1:

Oné vé, vé, vé, LOL hey what I wonder is her reaction when she read that she had to have read that to you. She had to that was.

Speaker 2:

I wonder if she responded, Did he? How did they know? This is exactly what he said. Did he share this?

Speaker 1:

He screen shot it and he shared it and now there's photos of them. They like were together at some photo shoot or something Cause and he said he posted the photos of them with the caption he want the scoop, she want the tea. I cannot talk, we're keeping the street and the words and the me goes. He want the scoop, she want the tea.

Speaker 2:

All I know is when he said best man, he lost me that suck ass movie, Fucking that shit. Pissed me off cause I hate that movie.

Speaker 1:

Is that a bad movie? I don't know.

Speaker 2:

No, it's not a bad movie, bro, best man.

Speaker 1:

Is that the Morse Chestnut?

Speaker 2:

Yes, of course, and I hate that. It's a sucker movie cause there's a lot of our like amazing black actors in that movie. But he sleep with his best friend girl and then don't tell him.

Speaker 1:

Oh really.

Speaker 2:

Until right before the wedding. Some suck of shit. Oh, her part and his part, yeah, and it wasn't Morse Chestnut doing wrong, yeah. What's he on BS? Yeah, but that's also your best. There's so many other girls on camp like that. I don't like that reference not by camera, especially cause I consider camera real. I do not like sneak this and all other niggas, though. I don't like that. I don't like that.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I know the plot of the best man. Oh, you gotta watch it. I've watched it a lot, trust me.

Speaker 2:

Really.

Speaker 1:

So what happens when he tells his homie that he was?

Speaker 2:

punching him in the face as he should. Punch him in the face About strength, about kill that boy as he should, but you know they end up figuring it out.

Speaker 1:

They saw it. Yeah, they saw it, dude. You know, it's a movie, bro. It's a movie, bro. After we have rehearsals Of course it's out it works.

Speaker 2:

Then this suck ass nigga went and wrote a book about it. That's how he found out he reading the book. He don't even find out from birth he reading the book and find out he's reading this book. Yeah, it's cause he reading the book and find out. He don't even find out mouth to mouth from bro Like he's reading the book and finds out cause he starts putting two and two together.

Speaker 1:

Is this.

Speaker 2:

Tommy Lee. Yeah, with the characters he starts putting it together. Yeah, right, right, some sucker shit. But shout out to Cam. You know, shoot a shoot. The shots work, they landed. You know what I'm saying. I'm sure she thought that was funny. She got a little charm out of that. She laughed, and I'm you know, hey bro, whatever Riz works for you, you keep that in your bag. You know what I'm saying. Nobody can tell you what's in your bag. Some people got a bigger bag than others. Some people have a universal bag where it works everywhere. And whatever works for you, you keep doing it and us hating on the outside. We ain't in the club, you in the Nia club. Now we can't even get in, so you do you, brother. That's just fair, what?

Speaker 1:

kind of bag you got.

Speaker 2:

Hey, I got. I feel like my bag's pretty deep. You know what I'm saying. I'm a pretty smart guy, intelligent. I'm funny sometimes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But I also like got a short attention span, so that kills my bag a lot of times. You're very jumpy on to the next thing super quick.

Speaker 1:

Right, right, right yeah, like a chase person.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I just like to correct my Tommy Lee. It's Tommy Davidson. Tommy Lee David is a guy from Men in Black, that's true. I always get their names mixed up because it's so similar. It's Tommy Davidson, tommy Davidson. Well, good for camera, man, good for camera. He dug deep in his bag with that DM back. Our last segment here is Guess the Network. Okay, the first time we've played this game of Guess the Network, we will listen to a theme song or a jingle of a TV network that I imagine will be sports related, chosen by a producer in Carolina, and then it's our job to guess the network in. Whoever guesses right the most amount of times wins.

Speaker 2:

Let's play ["The 9th Diary of the Apostles of Life". Ah, I blow up Everybody.

Speaker 1:

All right, let's hear you. Then we'll play the main song. Cool, oh The壉一 that you hear the the Hear what he finish. Did you do it? Hold on, man? Oh no, it's Monday night, but it's ESPN. What have you guys ever seen on Monday?

Speaker 2:

night came up on.

Speaker 1:

CBS. I thought it was CBS Also too, is it ESPN? Fuck, really Damn.

Speaker 2:

All right, but at least I know what night you saw me I said Monday night, that'd be too. I said Sunday here, monday but I was doing the networks wrong every time, what you supposed to? So they said God dang it.

Speaker 1:

CBS is going to kill me you said CBS on every one, except for the one that is CBS. Damn bitch, I'll be playing man, you ain't watching no ball man. You ain't watching no ball man.

Speaker 2:

We'll tell you we are all out of it right now. I'll do all these.

Speaker 1:

What is that one Hold on? We already got Sunday night, Monday night, Sunday oh, play again. Oh yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2:

What you doing over there, man. All right, you ready what you got. I had ABC. Come on man.

Speaker 1:

Amazon came later. Bruh, I think these jingles are taking you back to childhood. It can't be Amazon, you ready.

Speaker 2:

I love this one.

Speaker 1:

Let me ask you this Do you have any childhood memories of that song? No, no, let's go, let's go. Hey, these go to our college points. No, you can't decide that after you go to our college points.

Speaker 2:

I'm picking college ball better, I'm watching ball. Clearly, I don't need to fucking hear the theme song before the game starts.

Speaker 1:

You know what this is, people. This is understanding media rights deals. This is just really watching ball and the ability to take the jingle and then the night on which you're hearing the jingle and match the two and visualize the games and then make an educated guess. There you go.

Speaker 2:

You got lucky.

Speaker 1:

IRL, Dijon Beach In real life. Until next time In real life. That's not my line.

Speaker 2:

That's actually his line.

Speaker 1:

No, sign us off, man. I just want to steal this. Okay, one more one.

Speaker 2:

Until next time coming to you from the nasty nady, big sensey, big beads and Dij. You know, next time you see us we'll be next week. It won't be in real life, but it'll feel like it. Until then, man Shout out to y'all, appreciate y'all listening. Hit that subscribe button, pull up on us every Thursday, smash the subscribe Whenever we release it.

Speaker 1:

We're going to be here.

Speaker 2:

Week to week to week to week. That's good. That's good, we the best, that's good. Dj Call of Voice.

Speaker 1:

Dij good luck with your surgery tomorrow, man. Thanks, man. Everybody keep DJing in the thoughts and your prayers. Appreciate you brother, appreciate you man. That's right. Peace, okay. Russell Wilson.

Speaker 2:

Russell Wilson let's ride.